
It’s scary, but true. In this age of new miracle pills where it’s possible for even the most aged man to rise to the occasion, girly lama wonders if this is good idea.

Hey, all of us girls understand the lure of the sexy, wise, powerful, and successful older man. But when some old coot come rolling at you on a motorized scooter with an oxygen tank and a Viagra-fueled appendage, perhaps it’s time to rethink things.
Do we really want legions of old, scary guys poking up all over the place and ready for action?
So before you embark on the father figure fantasy and give the silver haired tiger the ride of his life, make sure that you’re within the boundaries of sound health and sound mind. If you push the age envelope too far, it’s a bit creepy—especially if you’re not cpr certified.